Tiger to Speak.......Sort of.

According to Bloomberg.com, Elin Woods personal punching bag Tiger Woods is expected to speak at a press conference at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse at Ponte Vedra Beach, FL. FINALLY! This guy has been more off the radar then Jimmy Hoffa. Tiger is expected to talk about his past, his future and apologize for his "behavior". Like a car deal, however there is a catch. The press conference is supposed to be in front of a small goup of friends, colleauges and close associates and he is not expected to take questions. Also, a "pool of reporters" is expected to be in attendance. I'm not really sure why their going to be there if they can't do their job and ask questions. I'm very anxious to hear what exactly he's going to say. No word at the moment whether or not it will be televised, but word is that it is supposed to be streamed live on PGATOUR.com. Also, no word on whether Elin will attend, but I don't think she's going to pull a Vanessa Bryant and 'be there for her man". She tee'd off (pardon the pun) on tiger's dome with a 9 iron and that was after finding out about 1 woman. What on earth do you think she's going to do since the other 13 have come out? What about knocking up the porn star? It's like a reality show. Wait a minute, I don't want to give the networks any ideas. Last parting thought, WHY on earth do you cheat on Elin?? Have you seen her? She's what the kids call "phat" (Pretty hot and tempting)

Much Luck,

Joe