Breaking It In the Porn Way

With the new "Six Flags over Jerry" compound opening this year, there are many firsts. First touchdown, first catch, first couple to have sex in a bathroom stall. What???? Yes, you heard it correctly. According to Deadspin.com, a couple wearing Michael Irvin Jersey's decided to christen a bathroom stall in "the mothership" in the 4th quarter of the Monday Night Football game. Before you even ask, YES there is a video. and NO, it's not like a porn. It's 3 seconds of video. Nothing big. For a place that already has cage dancers, I thought this was part of the package. Good job Jerry, you have built the world's largest strip club with Champagne room.