Danger Miami Dolphins Danger!!!!!!

     This is so obvious that even the B9 robot from "Lost in Space" knows.  Word on the web is the WR Brandon Marshall of the Denver Broncos has been dealt to the Miami Dolphins in exchange for a 2nd round pick in this year's draft and what is believed to be a 2nd round pick in next year's draft.  Of course, this all hinges on whether or not Marshall can pass a physical which he is expected to do today.  If he passes, this move could cause a major shift of power in the AFC East.  The New York Jets are doing their best "New York Yankee" impression and signing every available big name talent that is available from Ladainian Tomlinson all the way to troubled Super Bowl MVP WR Santonio Holmes.  The Patriots are the patriots and anytime you have Randy Moss and Tom Brady you always have a chance to win.  Lastly, the Bills are the Bills and are already prepping for the 2011 draft.  To me, this move is a obvious response to the Jets acquiring Santonio Holmes from the Steelers.  Marshall is easily one of the top talented wide receivers in the NFL.  He has the speed and hands to score when he wants to and he will instantly make the Dolphins a contender for the AFC East title, HOWEVA (Thank you Stephen A.) It does come with a price.  I don't mean the draft picks I mean the player.  He brings the baggage of not being a "people person" with his coaches and team mates and is 1 major mistake away from a year long suspension by the NFL.  On top of all that, your bringing him to South Beach??  A place where non famous and broke fools (like myself) can get into trouble.  What's a famous and rich athlete who is known for getting into trouble going to do?  For his sake, I hope he keeps it down and plays a full year.  I'd love to see the drama unfold in the AFC East.

Much Luck,

Joe

Knuck it!

     The Chico Outlaws of the Golden Baseball League went oversea's and got themselves either a pretty good talent or another "groundbreaker" that doesn't break anything but their career.  18 year old Eri Yoshida will be that next "groundbreak".  Who is Eri Yoshida you ask?  Well, she is a knuckleball pitcher, who played professionally in japan last year, who signed a contract to play baseball for the Outlaws.  She will be the first woman to pitch for a professional baseball team since Ila Borders retired more then 10 years ago.  Now, Yoshida is not physically intimidating standing 5' and weighing 114 lbs, however she does have the power of the knuckle ball.  From the looks alone you would think you can hit a knuckle ball into outer space, but with a little movement you'll look like mighty casey when he struck out.  The overall numbers for Yoshida in Japan were a record of 0-2 in 11 appearences, a 4.03 ERA, 7 earned runs in 10 2/3 innings pitched.  One of the best things about this woman is that she learned how to throw a knuckle ball by watching video of Boston Red Sox pitcher Tim Wakefield.  She even recently received a few tips from the long time knuckler at the Red Sox spring training facility in Fort Meyers.  If you don't feel old now your about to.  Tim Wakefield made his major league debut with the Pittsburg Pirates in 1992.  Yep, 18 years ago right around the time Yoshida was born.  BAM!   I'm not sure what is more intriguing.  Yoshida pitching for the Outlaw's or the fact that the outlaws first game is in Tijuana.  To me, I don't see a reason why she can't succeed.  If 47 year old Jamie Moyer and 43 year old Tim Wakefield can have jobs in MLB basically throwing softball pitches why can't a 18 year old Knuckleballer, right?  Worst case scenario, The Houston Astros could always use a extra arm!

Much Luck,

Joe

Hey Spotlight, I'm Over Here!

     I don't think the kids from the Jersey Shore could do a more deserving fist pump.  After all the drama that is Tiger Woods began play at the Masters all the talk was "could he make the cut?" or "could he win?"  That pretty much seemed to be a reality after the 3rd round when El Tigre was in striking distance of yet another green jacket.  You knew he was going to dawn the signature red shirt/black pants on Sunday as he was out looking for blood, or the cute chick at the concession stand.  After the 3rd round, I honestly thought that he was going to win.  I thought this is the position he wants to be in.  He was "close", not leading, but "close".  Apparently, Phil Mickelson saw tiger in the rear view mirror and slammed his foot on the gas.  Lefty had himself one hell of a tournament.  He shot -16 under for the tournament which is the best score for a Masters champ since 2001 when some dude named Woods won it.  He almost set another record by putting down 3 eagles, however the 4th was just a tad high and missed by a few inches.  Nevertheless, Mickelson slid the green jacket on for the 3rd time and is 1 behind Tiger Woods and Arnold Palmer who have won it 4 times.  Jack Nicklaus is the all time Masters winner with 6.   I'm happy with the result. Lefty played well and did what he needed to do to win.  I hope this is the beginning of a rivalry that I believe golf desperately needs.  Tiger needs a "lex luther" or in some people's mind he needs a "superman".  Someone to do battle with.  Every great sport has a rivalry and golf should be no exception.  How do you see it?  Does golf need a rivalry?  Are you happy Lefty won the Masters?  Were you rooting for Tiger?  Overall thoughts on the Masters?   Opinions are just thoughts until you put them into words.

Much Luck,

Joe

The Devil Went Down to Georgia.....And Hit Some Golf Balls..

     "Sir Cheatsalot" Tiger Woods made his way to Augusta yesterday for a practice round gearing up for the Masters this weekend.  He looked back in his element.  No longer the poor schmo gracing the pages of the tabloids with yet another woman claiming that they got it on with El Tigre.  I, for one, am happy to see Tiger back on the course.  This is where he is the most comfortable and where he should be.  Funny thing, when Tiger was away from golf I didn't think there was a chance he could win, however when I see him hit golf balls during the practice round I start to believe more and more then he can not only make the cut but win.  To me, even if he does win it won't make the beating or "car accident" go away and with the number of women who keep coming out you know that problem won't go away.  He's getting a pass this week at the masters with the controlled enviorment.  Let's see how he does when the cheers turn to heckles and the questions are more personal and persistant.  What's your thought on Tiger?

Much Luck,

Joe

Rock'em Sox'm Red Sox!

     Opening night in baseball surely did not disappoint.  At least if your a Yankee or Red Sox fan.  The Red Sox pulled out of a 5 - 1 hole vs. the Yankees last night as they defeated New York 9-7.  No scuffles, yelling, beaning or any other violence to report, but it is always a good game when the Red Sox/Yankees meet.  Question  I have is how do you feel about the Sox/Yankee rivalry?  Love it?  Hate it?  Don't care?  Let me hear your feelings as I will shoot you down and tell you it's one of the greatest rivalry's ever!

Much Luck,

Joe

Really Philadelphia?? Really?

    
     Well, it would appear that Daddy Warbucks, I mean, Redskins owner Daniel Snyder may have finally picked up the big name player that actually HAS talent.  In the "what seemed like a good deal at the time" trade, the Eagles shipped off the franchise, a.k.a, QB Donovan McNabb to division rival Washington Redskins for a 2nd round pick in this years draft and a 3rd or 4th round pick in next years draft.  During the time that the Eagles were shopping McNabb, the word was the Raiders and Bills were big players in a potential deal.  Reportedly, if he was dealt to either of those teams he would not have reported to camp.  Who could blame him?  It's the Raiders!  Well, the damage is now done and as of now it looks like a big win for the Redskins.  McNabb, to me, hasn't shown any major signs on wearing down.  With the lack of a running game in Philly, McNabb has pretty much carried them.  He will have the presence of a running game with Clinton Portis and at least a named receivers like Santana Moss and Chris Cooley.  In my opinion, Washington is like a oasis in the desert.  It looks good and real, but when you get there it just fades to nothing.  Many "big name" players have gone there and just seemed to fade.  (What's up Albert Haynesworth?).  If you want to be real and a contender, do it on the field.  On paper is one thing, on the field is another.  I will say this though, Washington appears to be making a move.  First GM Bruce Allen and Coach Mike Shanahan.  Now, QB Donovan McNabb.  Lastly, Philidelphia what the hell is wrong with you?  It doesn't take much of a sports mind to know that you don't trade a franchise player like Donovan McNabb to another team much less your division rival.  My guess is it will probably only take that first game vs. Washington to realize what a mistake this is.  Oh, memo to Kevin Kolb.  Philly fans have a short fuse.  They booed Santa Claus for goodness sake!  Score early!  Score often!  How do you peeps see it?  Washington make the big splash or Philidelphia make the smart move? 

Much Luck,

Joe

Hey Captain Obvious! Duh!

     Now I love sports as much as the next guy.  I love all kinds of sports, but facts are facts.  I'm not going to get to all the stories you want to hear about.  Well, that's where you come in.  Did you hear about a story that you want me to talk about?  Breaking news that is so mind blowing that you can't believe it?    Did I miss something so obvious that you can't believe I haven't written about it yet?  Well, leave me a comment under this post and give me the "Hey Captain Obvious" story that you want me to cover and I will for sure talk about it.  Believe me, I'm nothing without you the reader so i'm here to cater to your requests.  So, let me have it!

Much Luck,

Joe